Lunch is over. Another boring afternoon of school breezes by. You finally finish all of your classes. As you head down the hall, you contemplate whether to invite Akane, the pig-tailed girl, or both of them to dine with you tonight. You bump into something no taller than your knees. You look down. A hideous troll is standing before you.

The troll says, "I wish to speak with you, Kunou Tatewaki."

You are amazed. Even the monsters know who you are. "Speak, troll."

The monster pulls out a staff and thwacks your legs. "I am not a troll. I am Cologne, Shampoo's great-grandmother, and I think we can help each other."