This horrible troll must be after your Akane! Or maybe it is the demon Ranma sold his soul to for the powers he uses to keep the pig-tailed girl from you. You draw your bokken and attack. "I will not succumb to your tricks, demon!"

You drive it back, then it sighs. "I never realized you were this stupid." It polevaults over your head with its staff, then thwacks the back of your knees. You fall, and it runs up your back and raises its staff to poke your neck.