You lose yourself in contemplation of the pig-tailed girl. She is so lively and happy. Her smile fills your heart with joy. You could stare at these pictures forever. If only she could be with you. But that evil Saotome keeps stealing her from you. He locks her away with evil magic. How can he be so vile as to enslave all the women that seem to desire him. You know he must be performing black magic to have so many women fawn on his unworthy self.

Suddenly, you hear his unworthy voice. "I can't eat that, Akane! I'm not hungry!" You look up and see Ranma backing away from Akane, advancing on him with a lunch box and a spoon.