Kunou's Excellent Adventure

For a minute or two, everyone is silent as they munch out. Once the first wave of eating is over, conversation starts up. You wait to see if the magic salt the troll gave you actually works. You say to Ranma, "So has Akane thrashed you as thoroughly as you deserve of late?"

He stares at you. "Eh? Who's Akane?"

You smile. It actually worked. Ryouga stares at his food looking confused. You say, "Hmm... forgotten your fiancee?"

Ranma stares at you like you've lost your mind. "Fiancee? I'm engaged to Ukyou, not this Akane person you're talking about."

Akane stands up. "What are you talking about, Ranma? I'm your fiancee, not that Ukyou!"

Ranma looks at her. "Who are you?"

She turns beet red! "I'm your fiancee, you perverted jerk!"

Ranma says, "I've already got two fiancees... I don't need three, especially not an uncute tomboy like you!"

She howls in anger, grabs Ranma, and punts him out through the ceiling. Then Mr. Tendo turns to her, "Do I know you?"

Akane says, "I'm your daughter!"

Mr. Tendo pauses and says, "I only have two daughters."

Akane screams and runs out of the room. You chase after her. Looks like the troll's plan worked after all.

Do You

Pull out a bouquet of flowers (assuming you have them) and follow her?
Chase her without flowers?
Stay here and gloat?

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