You are running through a field of flowers. Your darling pig-tailed girl is running across the field of flowers to you. She is dressed in that lovely red satin outfit you have seen her in so often. Her red pigtail bobs as she runs. Her open arms and inviting smile beckon you onward. You love her with all you might (and being a samurai gives you lots of might)! Soft romantic music echoes across the field. Finally, you shall be with your pig-tailed girl... forever.

Then you hear a second strain of music. Martial music. It too echoes across the field. You turn your head for a moment, and see the lovely Akane running across the field to you. Her short brown hair rustles as she runs towards you. The music grows louder as she approaches. She is smiling at you. She is wearing her gi and carrying a pair of barbells. You stop, unsure which girl to run towards... for even the great Kunou Tatewaki cannot be in two places at the same time.